dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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