Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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