We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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