Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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