wat bout pragnant strippers??
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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