We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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