remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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