Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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