Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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