We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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