jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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