If i come over, it means nothing
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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