So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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