Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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