please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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