Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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