dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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