Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The air was thick with penises
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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