So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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