so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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