youre lurking in front of me
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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