I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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