Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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