Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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