Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize