even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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