Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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