She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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