The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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