Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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