We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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