I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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