Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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