I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Come back. Shots need mouths.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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