Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Two words: blizzard sex
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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