guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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