Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I looked at my own cervix.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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