Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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