That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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