Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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