why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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