dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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