Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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