Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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