Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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