STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So many bounce houses so little time
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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