Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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