So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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