ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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