would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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