just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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